There are two things about Mark Whalberg.
1) I cannot hear his name mentioned without immediately going
: “Oh you mean Marky Mark? C’mon C’mon. Feel it Feel it…”
every. damn. time.
2) Mark Whalberg (see I totally just did it in my head) is hilarious. He is because he’s hilarious when he’s absolutely not supposed to be.
What makes it hilarious to me is that I’m convinced that he is absolutely oblivious to this. “C’mon, seriously guys, why do you keep laughing at me?”
He said the words “Iraqi Ass Map” in Three Kings with a straight face. I can’t even do that right now.